Here are some Jokes about everyones favorite

The Lawyer!

And as my Pal Jackie Gleason would say...

"AND AWAY WE GO!"

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.

Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said,

"Hey, your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop,
are you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"

"$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.

Attached to it was an invoice that read:

Legal Consultation Service: $150


NOTE: of course with todays prices the roast is around $40.
and the fee would be at least $400.

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A man was sent to Hell! for his sins.

As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment,!

he passed a room where a lawyer !
was having an intimate conversation with
a beautiful young woman.!

"What a ripoff," the man muttered.
"I have to roast for all eternity,
and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

Jabbing the man with his pitchfork,
the escorting demon Snarled,
"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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