I READ THIS ONE AND IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE RACEY FOR MY YOUNGER READERS
BUT US OLD FOLKS WILL GET A KICK OUT OF IT

A man was walking down the street
when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch,
in the rocking chair,
with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slyly looked at him and said,
"Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on,
and I got a stiff neck.

This was your Grandma's idea!"

THAT WAS A REAL HOT GRANDMA"

STAY WARM OR HOT WHAT EVER THE CASE MIGHT BE
BIG DEAN