Some thoughts on marriage
part 2 Well if you enjoyed the first blog you are sure to enjoy these

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A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. (Tim Allen)

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I love being married. I was single for a long time
and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. (Brian Kiley)

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What’s the punishment for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months --

I don't like to interrupt her.

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Losing a wife can be hard.

In some cases it’s almost impossible.

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Marriage is a 3-ring circus:

engagement ring,

wedding ring

and suffering.

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My ex-wife and I have our alimony set up on the easy payment plan.

I make the payment and she takes it easy.

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Marriage is not a word,

it is a sentence - a life sentence!

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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I married Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.

It only seems longer.

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Two guys were staring into their drinks when one said, "Hey, Harry, have you ever suspected your wife of leading a double life?"

"Yeah, all the time," Harry said. "Hers and mine." (Playboy's Party Jokes)

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A man complained to his therapist about having two unhappy marriages. "Tell me about them," the therapist said.

"Well," the man said, "my first wife divorced me and my second wife won't."

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