I was lucky enough to be married to a wonderful woman for a very
long time. This month we would have marked our 41st year together.
I remember every day I am still here. I think she would have enjoyed
some of the jokes I have posted today and then
maybe not OH! She had a wonderful sense of humor. I am going to print some funny stuff about marriage
in the next few posts that I do.

SOME QUOTES:

I come from a big family... 14 kids. I didn't sleep alone until I got married.

My wedding day... that was a beauty. I went to put the ring on...
she gave me the wrong finger. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Never tell your wife she's lousy in bed.
She'll go out and get a second opinion. (Rodney Dangerfield)

They say marriage is a contract. No it's not.
Contracts come with warranties.
When something goes wrong, you can take it back to the manufacturer. If your husband starts acting up,
you can't take him back to his mama's house. "I don't know...
he just stopped working.
He's just laying around making a funny noise." (Wanda Sykes)

A guy tells his psychiatrist, "It was terrible.
I was away on business,
and I wired my wife that I'd be back a day early.
I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend.
I don't get it.
How could she do this to me?"

"Well," says the psychiatrist.
"Maybe she didn't get your telegram." (Unknown)
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Deans Note:
Hope you enjoyed my effort today
Do you have any funny quotes or has any thing
funny happen to you?
Why not share them with my readers and friends
here on the blog
HERE'S WISHING YOU A GREAT WEEKEND
TILL NEXT TIME
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN, ARIANNA,
GARFIELD AND THE WHOLE BACK ALLEY GANG