WELL WE ARE BACK TO BASICS; PICKING ON LAWYERS
I GAVE THIS ONE THE TITLE
"LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER MESS WITH GRANDMA"
OR USE HER AS A WITNESS OR YOU MIGHT GET THE FINGER INSTEAD!

"LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER MESS WITH GRANDMA
-OR-USE HER AS A WITNESS:

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma
a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
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He approached her and asked,
"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
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She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people
and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher.
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Yes, I know you."
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The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,

"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do.
I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone
and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife.......
Yes, I know him."
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The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and,
in a very quiet voice, said,
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"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,
I'll send you to the electric chair."
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I WONDER WHAT THAT OLD JUDGE WAS HIDING
NOW I BET OLD GRANDMA KNOWS



BY THE WAY
HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM
GRANDMA AND ME AND THE WHOLE BACK ALLEY GANG