LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!HERE ARE YOUR DARWIN AWARD CANDIDATE WINNERS!
part one
HELP CHOOSE 1, 2, 3AND 4TH PLACE WINNERS

LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the upcoming
Fourth of July holiday and wanted to apparently
test fire some fireworks.
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Their only real problem was that their launch pad and seating arrangements were atop
a Several Hundred Thousand Gallon Fuel Distillation Storage Tank. Oddly enough, some fumes were ignited,
producing a fireball seen for miles.
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They were launched several hundred feet into the air
and were found dead 250 yards from their respective seats.
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DON'T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT!
A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas
when a lightning storm hit the lake.

Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore,
but not our friend the lawyer.
Alone on the rear of his aluminum bass boat with his buddies,
this individual stood up,
spread his arms wide (crucifixion style)
and shouted:
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"Here I am, Lord, let me have it!"
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Needless to say,
God delivered.
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The other two passengers on the boat
survived the lightning strike with minor burns.
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Dean's note: "Never mess with lighting nor GOD"
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CATCH!
A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites.
Big deal you may say, but there's a twist here that makes him a candidate.
It seems he and a friend were playing catch with a rattlesnake.
You can guess what happened from here.
The friend (a future Darwin Awards candidate) was hospitalized.
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Dean's Note: Never mess with snakes!
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THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU...
Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow,
but he qualifies nonetheless.
You see, there was a gentleman from Korea
who was killed by his cell phone... more or less.
He was doing the usual "walking and talking"
when he walked into a tree and managed to somehow break his neck.
Keep that in mind the next time you decide to drive and dial at
the same time.
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Dean's note:
Something to think about nxt time you reach for the phone
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YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN



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