HERE IS SOMETHIN TO MAKE YOU LAUGH THIS DAY THE STORY OF

"TWO HUNTERS"
(Spike Milligan)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, and then a gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says:
"OK, now what?"
....................................................................... Well I guess he's dead now

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