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HERE IS SOME MORE TO BLOW YOUR MIND...."GOVERNMENTS IN ACTION"


GOVERNMENT IN ACTION
Recent European Unity Feuds: Farmers in Sweden are still upset, according to a report by the country's Bureau of Statistics in June, at their inability to sell straight cucumbers in Europe; EU regulations require prime cukes to bend 1 cm for every 20 cm's in length. And Belgium and France were victorious in October in a European Parliament vote to require that chocolate be made only with cocoa butter and not with substitute vegetable fats; a British Parliament member complained that British chocolate has always been made with little or no cocoa butter.

In September, an official government wristwatch with the face of the prime minister of Malaysia went on sale at the main parliament building in Kuala Lumpur, retailing for about $470. And in June, in an announcement on the first year of operation, the state of Louisiana reported selling 100,000 of its own Royal brand condoms. State health officials claim that it is more economical to make their own than to subsidize higher-priced, brand-named condoms for high-disease-risk clients.

According to Chicago Sun-Times reports in June and November, the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services since 1995 has doled out $22.5 million in cash and gifts to the most dysfunctional 1,370 families on their rolls, including almost $75,000 to one mother of six. DCFS's "wraparound plans" are designed to simulate middle-class environments so that children can be raised by a natural parent, but critics call the program a jackpot for precisely the worst parents in the city, in that many have been charged with abusing and neglecting their kids. Among the goods included in a typical wraparound plan are: electronic gear and "entertainment center," YMCA membership, and aikido, basketball, and drama classes.

U. S. Rep. Sam Farr of California introduced a bill this year to end a loophole in the federal Unemployment Tax Act that made it possible for a Santa Cruz, Calif., voting monitor, who was a retired county worker, to grind out one grueling day at the polls in November, claim the next day that he was "laid off," and thereby collect about $12,000 in benefits over a two-year period.

According to an Associated Press dispatch in May, scientists at the Department of Agriculture's meat science research lab in Beltsville, Md., have developed an explosion system to tenderize meat by sending supersonic shock waves through it. The shock waves literally rip the muscle tissue apart on a microscopic scale, without any loss of taste. One researcher said the process could be used commercially within a year.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS IF NOT WELL WHAT CAN I SAY
HAVE A GREAT DAY ANYWAY
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND THE BACK ALLEY GANG
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Well, just give your money to the government - they will find creative ways to spend it

ron
 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Tuesday October 30, 2007 @ 10:35 AM




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by Miss Lou (PM , CC ) on Tuesday October 30, 2007 @ 7:01 PM




HELLO MISS LOU
HOW ARE YOU?
ALL OF US SPOOKS SAY
A VERY SCARY HALLOWEEN
RIGHT BACK TO YOU!
BOO! GEE I THINK I SCARED MY SELF

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FROM ALL OF US SPOOKS AND GHOSTS AND WITCHES
HAVE A VERY SAFE AND HAPPY
HALLOWEEN!
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN
 
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by BIG DEAN (PM , CC ) on Tuesday October 30, 2007 @ 9:47 PM




HI RON;
IT IS MORE LIKE WASTE IT DON'T YOU THINK?
I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND WHICH BOZO IS GOING TO HURT US THE LEAST.
TO ME THEY ARE ALL THE SAME. THE DEM-O-CRAPS AND THE RE-PUB(U-BET I CAN FOOL THE PEOPLE AGAIN)CANS
BUT AS AMERICANS WE MUST CHOOSE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.
I HAVE ALREADY VOTED HERE IN KY BY MAILFOR GOVERNOR. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I DON'T TRUST ANY OF THEM BUT I WANT THE PRESENT BOZO TO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE "FIRED" I HOPE I HAVE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE.
HE HAS BEEN THE WORST OF THEM ALL AND A CROOK TO BOOT!
I PRAY THE NEXT ONE WILL BE HONEST THIS TIME
WELL GOT TO GO
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND THE GANG
WISHING YOU AND YOURS
A VERY HAPPY HALLOWEEN
 
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by BIG DEAN (PM , CC ) on Tuesday October 30, 2007 @ 10:14 PM




It could make everyone very cynical unless they know that God is in charge and working out all things according to his plan!!

cheers.

ron
 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Wednesday October 31, 2007 @ 9:48 AM




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Thanks for your prayers - I am feeling much better, June
 
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by Praywithhope (PM , CC ) on Wednesday October 31, 2007 @ 10:20 AM




HELLO PRAYER WITH HOPE:
GLAD TO HEAR YOUR FEELING BETTER. IT SEEMS THAT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BEING PUT THROUGH TRIALS RIGHT NOW.
ONE OF THE AIDS THAT COMES TO HELP ME, HER LITTLE BABY BOY IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH THE FLU HE IS JUST A LITTLE GUY I THINK HE IS AROUND 3 OR 4 MONTHS OLD SHE WILL NEED PRAYER REAL BAD AT THIS TIME. TOPAZ HERE ON THE BLOG WAS ILL AND SHE DOES NOT MAKE THE ROUNDS TOO MUCH
I GUESS SHE IS LIKE ME SHE GETS TIRED OR HER BODY STARTS TO HURT. THERE ARE SO MANY OTHERS INCLUDING ME THAT REALLY NEED PRAYER AT THIS TIME. I GET VERY LONELY AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR AS IT IS ALMOST MY 40TH WEDDING ANNVER. AND I START TO MISS MY LOVE
SHE HAS BEEN GONE ALMOST 7 YEARS
I SURE MISS HER. THIS IS THE HIGHEST TIME OF THE YEAR FOR LONELY FOLKS TO TAKE THEIR LIFE. TO THEM I SAY, PLEASE SEEK HELP.
SO I ASK THE LORDS HEALING AND BLESSING ON THE ONES THAT ARE IN NEED
I ASK THE FOLKS THAT HAVE TO GIVE TO THE ONES THAT DON'T
AND I ASK THE PEACE OF THE COMING SEASON TO BE ON US ALL
NO MATTER WHAT THEIR BELIEFS. REMEMBER THAT JESUS HIMSELF SAT DOWN WITH THE MOST HATE MAN IN TOWN THE "TAX COLLECTOR"
I WISH FOR ALL OF US A VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND A GREAT CHRISTMAS SEASON TO ALL!
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN
 
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by BIG DEAN (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 1, 2007 @ 12:26 AM




HELLO RON;
YES I AGREE WITH YOU LET'S HOPE THAT THE NEW BOZO'S ARE BETTER THAN THE OLD ONES
YOUR PAL
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN
 
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by BIG DEAN (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 1, 2007 @ 12:32 AM




Big Dean - will keep those things in my prayers - June  
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by Praywithhope (PM , CC ) on Thursday November 1, 2007 @ 11:23 AM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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