WELL HERE I GO FINDING SOME SILLY STUFF FOR YA,
LET'S GO DOWN TO THE LOCAL FLYING SCHOOL AND
SEE WHAT IS HAPPING


HELICOPTER FLIGHT TRAINING SCHOOL AND THE BLOND

A blond went to helicopter flight training,
wanting to learn to fly that day.
.
The owner agreed to send her up,
and instruct her by radio.
He showed her the start up,
and basic procedures,
and up she went.
.
At 1000 feet, she radioed,.....
.
"I'm doing great! I love it!
I'm really getting the hang of it!"
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The instructor watched her climb to over 3000 feet, then watched in horror as the helicopter began a dive and crashed nearby.
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He ran over and pulled her from the wreck, asking,
.
"What happened?"
.
She said, "I don't know!
Everything was going fine,
until I got cold and turned off that big fan."
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.
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GEE, I'm sure glad it wasn't a JETLINER!

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MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND THE BACK ALLEY GANG.

AH YES! WE ALL GET OLD BUT AS YOU WILL SEE
WE AREN'T DEAD!

"AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME"

One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking.
Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."
The man doesn't believe her,
.
but tells her to go ahead and try.
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"Pull down your pants," she says.
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He doesn't understand but does it anyway.
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She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says,
"You're 84 years old."
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"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"
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"You told me yesterday."
SEE I TOLD YA WE AIN'T DEAD TILL THEY PLANT US!
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

PART TWO FUNNY STUFF JUST FOR YOU, LET'S LOOK IN AND LISTEN TO A
"LITTLE BOY'S QUESTIONS ABOUT GOD"......

A little boy asks his mother.....

" Is God male or female?"

His mother says, " God is both male and female."

The little boy is still confused and asks his mother,
"Is God black or white?"

His mother says, "God is both black and white."

The confused little boy asks again,

"Is God gay or straight?"

The mother replies, "God is both gay and straight!"

The little boy is really confused and asks his mother,

"Is God Michael Jackson?"


I hope you enjoyed our 'll story
got to go for now I am falling asleep at this keyboard and my legs
and back are starting to hurt real bad so until next time
keep well and safe!
GOOD NIGHT!
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

WELL I'M BACK I am going to post some funny "quotes that I found on the web. Sorry that I have not been bloggin' like I want to but I will try to as much as my legs will stand So here we go DOWN SOUTH!

DICK GREGORY

Last time I was down South,
I was in a restaurant and ordered some chicken,
and these three cousins, you know the ones I mean,
Klu, Kluck, and Klan, come up and say;

"Boy, we're givin' you fair warnin'.
Anything you do to that chicken,
we're gonna do to you."

So I put down my knife and fork,
and I picked up that chicken, and I kissed it. .... ..... ........ ..... .......

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MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND THE GANG

Now we had enough traveling around the world
let's take a trip to the backwoods of Arkansas and watch a expecting
father and the doctor

Wonder why this bird is smiling?

"THE BIRTHS"..........
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
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the doctor handed him a lantern and said,

"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.


"Whoa there Scotty!" said the doctor.
"Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...
I think there's yet another wee one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.


"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man...
It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.


The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' them?"

WOW! THREE! Put out the lantren and put on the rubbers!
hope you all en'oy our little ole story

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MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS