OK MY LITTLE DARLIN'S HERE ARE MORE SILLY THINKS FOR YOU

An ideal homework excuse:
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Pupil: "I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away"

Teacher: "Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?"
Pupil: 12--"January 2nd, February 2nd..."!

An ideal homework excuse:
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Pupil: "Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing!"

Mother: "What did you learn in school today?"
Son: "How to write."
Mother: "What did you write?"
Son: "I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
At knight school!

Teacher: "Where is the English Channel?"
Pupil: "I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up"

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupil: "Thank heavens it's Friday!"

Teacher: "Didn't you hear me call you?
Pupil: "But you said not to answer you back!"

What tables don't you have to learn?
"Dinner tables!"

WELL THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY STUDENTS
CLASS DISMISSED!


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Kids tough question
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions:

Son: "Father, Can I ask you a question?"

Father: "Ok ask."

Son: "When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring, doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor."

Father: !!!??????!!!



THAT'S A QUESTION?
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DEAN

OK THIS IS ONE FOR MY YOUNGER READERS AND THE YOUNG AT HEART

Cheatin' Johnny



In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.”

Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.
“Well, said Mr. Johnson,
I was looking over your test
and the question was, ‘Who was our first president?’,
and the little girl that sits next to you,
Mary, put ‘George Washington,’
and so did you.”

“So, everyone knows that he was the first president.”

“Well, just wait a minute,” said Mr. Johnson.
“The next question was, ‘Who freed the slaves?’ Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you.”

“Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,” said Johnny.

“Wait, wait,” said Mr. Johnson. The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’

Mary put ‘I don't know,’

and you put, ‘Me neither'



DEAN:

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE FOR MY YOUNGER OR YOUNG AT HEART READERS:

Student Proverbs:
A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs.
She gave each child in her class the first half
of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.

As you shall make your bed so shall you..........mess it up.
Better be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the ..............................bug is close.
It's always darkest before............daylight savings time.
You can lead a horse to water but.......................how?
Don't bite the hand that........................looks dirty.
A miss is as good as a...................................Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new.........................math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you'll..stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier than the...........................pigs.
An idle mind is.......................the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke, there's......................pollution.
Happy the bride who...................gets all the presents.
A penny saved is...................................not much.
Two's company, three's.......................the musketeers.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,
cry and..........................you have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not.........spanked or grounded.
When the blind leadeth the blind.........get out of the way.


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HERES ONE FOR THE YOUNGER READERS TO UNDERSTAND;
OR THE YOUNG AT HEART :

SCHOOL:

Kids' Perspective
Kids' Views on School

A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
"I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother.

"I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!"

AND NOW FOR THAT LITTLE FELLOW:

On the way home from the first day of school,
the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?"

The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".

Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted
and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"

The perplexed child looked at his father and
said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school
when you were a little boy?"
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