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BIG DEANS FUNNY STUFF FOR YOU!


 A CHRISTMAS CAROL FOR YOU?
 

AH WELL TIS THE SEASON TO BE MERRY RIGHT? WELL HERES A SOME ONE THAT THINKS HE CAN MAKE IT BRIGHT:




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TIS OK IF YA GOT YOUR EARPLUGS READY!

HE WANTS TO JOIN THE BACK ALLEY GANG....WHO KNOWS HE MIGHT
IMPROVE GARFIELDS SINGING
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND ARIANNA AND FAMILY
Posted by BIG DEAN at 8:06 AM - 9 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 THE BIG PARADE BY MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN
 

"THE BIG PARADE"
TIME FOR CHRISTMAS CHEER
LITTLE ONES STILL LOOK TO THE SKY
TO SEE IF GARFIELD CAN REALLY FLY
AND SO WITH OUT ANYMORE DELAY
LET'S BRING ON SANTA AND HIS SLAY

OH YES! OH MY!
LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY FLOATS
AS THE PAST BY!
BIG BANDS, SMALL BANDS,
PLAY THEIR HORNS AND DRUMS

AND ALL THE YOUNG DANCERS
WITH THEIR PRETTY FLAGS
UP! UP! UP! IN THE AIR
THERE ARE CLOWNS AND SINGERS
AND ROPE HOLDERS TOO
ALL AS WE ALL LOOK UP BROADWAY
WAITING TO SEE
SANTA ARRIVING YEEPEEE!

OH SANTA OH SANTA I HAVE BEEN SO GOOD
CAN YOU PLEASE BE MY ROBIN HOOD
THE STORE IS DECKED OUT WITH TREES
AND SPARKLING DISPLAYS
WITH WONDERFUL TRAINS,TOYS AND DOLLS
JUST FOR ME TO PLAY

OH SANTA OH SANTA
DON'T FORGET ME ON CHRISTMAS
AS I WILL LEAVE MILK AND COOKIES FOR YOU
ON CHRISTMAS DAY

(this is for all the boys and girls out there)
DEAN AND FAMILY TO YOURS ARIANNA SAYS HELLO!
Posted by BIG DEAN at 8:01 AM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 HERE'S SOMETING FUNNY TO READ AFTER THANKSGIVING
 

NOW YOU DON'T THINK I WOULD LET YOU GO WITHOUT GIVING YOU A GREAT STORY TO READ AFTER THAT GREAT THANKS GIVING DAY
MEAL DID YA? WELL
HERE IS ONE ABOUT A FATHER A SON AND A NEW GIRLFRIEND HE BRINGS HOME AND THE MANS WIFE....
LET'S LOOK IN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS HERE.....
I THINK I WILL CALL THIS THE "HOMECOMING"

"THE HOMECOMING"
A couple had been married for many years,
and their son had gotten old enough to date.
One day the boy brought a girl over to diner.
The mother was thrilled with her son's choice
and couldn't wait for the wedding.
However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked,

“Dad, why don't you seem happy with her.
Mom likes her a lot.”

The father explained, “No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago,
and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.”

So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl.
Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight,
but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister.

The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.

Furious, the mother shouted, “Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!”
...........................................................................
TOM TOLD ME TO SAY HOPE YOUR DAY WAS BETTER THAN HIS,
HE LOST HIS HEAD
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H-A-P-P-Y- T-H-A-N-K-S-G-I-V-I-N-G-
FROM GARFIELD. LULU , THE BACK ALLEY GANG,
AND LITTLE OLD ME
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FAMILY AND
OF COURSE THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE CLAN
ARIANNA
Posted by BIG DEAN at 5:44 AM - 2 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 SOME FUNNY PICTURES FOR YOU
 

SOME SAY A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
AND SO I PICK SOME FOR YOU TO READ:


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HMM NOW THAT'S A GOOD PICK-UP LINE FOR A TURKEY
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HMM LOOKS LIKE "RALPH IS READY FOR THE TABLE!"
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NOW I COULD SEE THIS

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL
FROM
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND ARIANNA AND FAMILY
GARFIELD AND HIS BACK ALLEY BOYS
LULU AND THE CATS MEOW
Posted by BIG DEAN at 7:06 AM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 THE "HEARING TEST"
 

Hello again.I found a funny thing for you today.
Since Tom left town as not to lose his head,
So he left this little joke instead
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"THE HEARING TEST"

An old man goes to his doctor and says,
“I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be,
what should I do?”

The doctor replies,
“Try this test to find out for sure.
When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes,
stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond keep moving closer,
asking the question until she hears you.”

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner.
He stands fifteen feet behind her and says,
“What's for dinner, honey?”

No response.

He moves to ten feet behind her and asks again,

no response.

Five feet,

no answer.

Finally he stands directly behind her and says,
“Honey, what's for supper?”

She says, “For the fourth time,
I SAID CHICKEN!”
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TOM SAYS HE LIKES THIS ONE BECAUSE SHE IS NOT COOKING TURKEY!
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM MY FAMILY TO YOURS
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN
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