FILLED WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS AND LOTS OF JOY AND GOOD FOOD!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU!

MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO
PLACE A LIST LIKE THIS HERE ON THE STREAM
CHECK IT AND SEE IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE:

You know you're really broke when...........

American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

Your bologna has no first name.

You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

Sally Struther's sends you food.

McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

At communion you go back for seconds.

You have to save up to be poor.

You're in college.

On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.

You owe yourself money.

Your imaginary friend has more money than you.

I DO HOPE YOU DON'T FALL IN TO ANY OF THE ABOVE GROUPS BUT WITH THE NEW M3PLAYER GOING FOR OVER $600.00
I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL
I DO WISH YOU AND YOURS A GREAT THANKSGIVING FILLED WITH ALL THE
FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND GREAT FOOD. DON'T FORGET TO PRAY FOR THE FOLKS THAT DON'T HAVE THIS THANKSGIVING IF YOU CAN PLEASE GIVE TO A FOOD BANK OR A CHURCH OF YOUR CHOICE. MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

SCIENCE IS GREAT! THE ADVENTURE! THE DISCOVERY!
LET'S ONCE AGAIN TAKE A TRIP TO THE WILDS OF ALASKA TO THE BACK WOODS WHERE THE BEARS AND OTHER WILD BEAST RUN FREE THERE WE WILL LOOK IN ON TWO BIOLOGISTS:

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear.
All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them.


They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.


The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack.

The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?"

He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it."

The second guy says, "Are you crazy?

We both know you can't outrun a full-grown grizzly bear."

The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear.......I only have to outrun you!"

guess it's every SCIENTIST for himself! look out for that BEAR
RUN DEAN RUN!
BIG DEAN AND FRIENDS

AH! SCIENCE! THE WONDER OF DISCOVERY! THE GREAT MINDS, LET' GO TO
ALASKA'S BACK COUNTRY WERE WE WILL FIND:

Two biologists studying caribou in Alaska's back country got a pilot to fly them into the far north to collect some specimens.
They were quite successful in their venture and had six big carcasses to take back to their lab.
The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane,
including the six caribou. But the pilot objected and told them, "Those caribou carcasses are too heavy, the plane can only take four of them; you will have to leave two behind."

They argued with the pilot,
letting him know that the year before,
they had also collected six caribou

and that pilot had allowed them to put all six animals aboard.
This plane was the exact same model and capacity.
Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when they attempted to take off and leave the valley,
the little plane could not carry the load and they crashed into the wilderness.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one biologist said to the other,
"Do you know where we are?"

"I think so," replied the other biologist.

I think this is about the same place
where we crashed last year!"

HAVE A GREAT DAY
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

HERE'S SOME FUNNY STUFF TO THINK ABOUT, CAUSE A MIND IS A WASTE(LAND) OF USLESS INFORMATION?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home,
why not move 10 miles away?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game',
when we are already there?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?

Does a fish get cramps after eating?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

HMMMMMMM VERY INTRESTING!????