HI FOLKS JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I WILL BE AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER FOR A FEW DAYS
I WILL MISS YOU KEEP WARM AND SAFE
BIG DEAN AND FRIENDS

Comments:

Very funny!

I haven't heard a good gorilla joke in a while.

Oh, yeah. This was an AGGIE joke.

I've got one for you:

So, these two Aggies decide to take up hunting. They get some advice from some seasoned hunters and set out into the woods. They are walking and walking and they never see any game, so they grow frustrated. One says to the other, let's rest here and then go back.
So, they rest for awhile, and get up to head back to their car. Then they realize they don't know which direction to walk!!!
They ponder the problem awhile, and finally one said, "Mountain Man Jack said that if we get lost we should fire three shots in the air and wait for someone to find us."
So, they fire three shots in the air and wait. Nobody comes, so they decide to walk in the direction they think they remember coming from and hope to find someone. They walk and walk and finally get tired again. They decide to stop and fire three more shots. They do so, but no one comes.
They set off again and repeat the process a few more times.
Finally, one says, "We should just wait here and fire three more shots."
The other starts to do that, and says, "Uh, oh".
"What's the matter."
"Well, I can't fire three more shots in the air," the tired Aggie says, "I've only got two arrows left."




by NW_Matters (PM , CC ) on Saturday December 2, 2006 @ 5:34 PM

THANKS NW_MATTERS FOR THE FUNNY JOKE!
WE ALL CAN USE THE HUMOR NOWDAYS!

REPRINTED FROM COMMET PAGE WITH HER PERMISSION.

HERE,S SOMETHING FUNNY TO MAKE YOU DAY A LITTLE BRIGHTER, LET'S GO DOWN TO THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, AND SEE WHAT IS GOING ON

A man in Texas had a pet gorilla

for several years,
and finally it got too difficult to take care of,
so the man was taking it to donate it to the zoo.

Well, on his way to the zoo, the man had a flat tire.
He had an important meeting in a little while
and this flat tire was going to throw everything off schedule.

So he is in the process of changing the tire on his pickup truck,
when a Texas Aggie

(someone who attends Texas A & M University, an agricultural college) pulls up in a little blue Volkswagen
and offers to help with the tire.

The businessman says, "Well, I have the tire under control
but I'm going to be late for a meeting.
If you really wanted to help,
do you think you could take this gorilla to the zoo for me?"



The Aggie says sure! and they pile the gorilla into the VW and off they go.
The businessman finishes with the tire and off he goes.

Well, a couple of days later, the businessman in the truck
sees the Aggie driving the little blue VW.

He thinks he will pull him over and thank him again, and as he approaches he is astonished to see that the gorilla is still in the Volkswagon!!

So he chases them down and tells the Aggie,
"Hey, I thought you were taking this gorilla to the zoo for me!"

The Aggie says,


"Yeah, we had such a good time at the zoo, now we're going to SIX FLAGS"!

WELL THIS IS THE SEASON TO THINK ABOUT
ALL THE GREAT THINGS YOU'RE GETTING, I JUST THOUGHT IT IS
MORE BLESSED TO GIVE THAN RECEIVE SO HERE IS ONE FOR YOU
LETS VISIT THE PEARLY GATES AND LISTEN IN:

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.
They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe,
so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a candy cane,
so he too is allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks,
"How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."

TEE HEE, JUST SOME HOLIDAY HUMOR FOR YAALL!
GARFIELD SAYS DON'T FORGET TO COME BACK FOR MORE

HE SURE IS LAZY DOES NOT LIKE TO GET UP TILL VERY LATE, THEN GOES OVER TO HIS GAL LULU AND GOES BACK TO SLEEP OVER THERE! I DON'T KNOW MIGHT HAVE TO TRADE HIM IN FOR A DOG
HAVE A GREAT DAY
YOUR PAL
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

FOR MY YOUNG READERS OR THE YOUNG AT HEART;
HAVE YOU SEEN THE FOLKS FIGHTING OVER THE PLAYER-3 GAME BOARD?
I THINK IT HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR, IT USE TO BE THE LOCAL GAME ROOM
BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NEW THING! WELL, I FOUND THIS LIST THAT COULD
APPLY TO YOUR CHILD OR TEEN:

TOP 10 SIGNS SOMEONE PLAYS TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES

10. They ask for all their money in quarters.(note I know
that most games are played at home or in the hand.}

9. They're not sure what season, or year it is.

8. They're best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life friends).(this was a older post I am aware that there are other games out there!)

7. The electric company and the toy store sends them birthday cards.

6. Big falling blocks and hot lava pits haunt their dreams.

5. Their fingers twitch all the time.

4. When they are sick at home the change clerk at the arcade calls to see if they are all right.

3. They can play 2 player games by themselves.

2. Everyone at the arcade knows them by name.

1. Someone is reading this to them, 'cause they're too busy getting a new high score and can not be bothered.

AH YES WE HAVE COME A LITTLE TOO FAR I THINK
600.BUCKS FOR A GAME? HOW CAN ANYONE AFFORD THIS I WILL NEVER KNOW BUT WE LOVE OUR GAMES DON'T WE
JUST AS OUR PARENTS LOVE YOU! AND SO DO I! MERRY CHRISTMAS!