OK, SOUNDS KINDA FUNNY DON'T IT BUT LET'S TAKE A TRIP INTO THE
FUTURE AND LISTEN:

"THE LEARNING PILL"

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!

"What else do you have?" asks the student.

"Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.

The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for math?"

The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back into the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plunks it on the counter.

"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.

The pharmacist replied, "Well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
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could happen ya know!
HAVE A GREAT REST OF THE WEEKEND!
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

I call this Joke a "Kids Point Of View" see if you aggree with me: OK LET'S SEE A KINDERGARTEN CLASS, A TRIP TO THE LOCAL POLICE STATION AND LITTLE JOHNNY'S POINT OF VIEW:

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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Boy this Johnny kid gets around don't he

you got to admmit this was a darn good question! Bet the Policeman couldn't answer that one
have a great rest of the weekend!
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

OK, WE ALL KNOW HOW OUR YOUTH IS GETTING SMARTER THAN WE WERE?
WELL LET'S VISIT A LOCAL SCHOOL AND LISTEN IN

"The Geography Class"

The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:

"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered ....."I guess you'd be eating alone!"

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GARFIELD SAYS HE KNEW THE ANSWER BUT WON'T TELL
Lulu says she doesn't care as long as she has her man, Tommy says it might be the lunchroom but is not sure and SPIKE SAID HE DOES NOT KNOW but wants you to teach him!
Me I have no idea
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

HMMMMMMMM LET'S SEE, A STUDENT
A PRINCIPAL AND A "PHONE CALL"

The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school.

"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.

"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week," replies the voice.

"Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"

"We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice,
"I hope it is all right."

"I guess that would be fine," says the principal.
"May I ask who is calling?"

"Sure. This is my father!"
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MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

THIS ONE HAD ME ROLLING
IN MY CHAIR STUDENTS READ THIS:

"THE THREE WISHES"

A grad student, a post-doc,
and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp.
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They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
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The genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman,who sunbathes topless."


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Poof! He's gone.
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"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc.
"I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach
with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."


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Poof! He's gone.
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"You're next," the genie says to the professor.
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The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."
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GARFIELD SAYS THIS GUY MUST BE RELATED TO SCROOGE OR THE GRINCHEE'
HE SURE WANTS HIS MONEYS WORTH OUTA THESE POOR GUYS
HAVE A GREAT DAY
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS