A SCOUTMASTER WAS TEACHING HIS BOY SCOUTS about survival
in the Alaskan wilderness.

"What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost alone in the woods?" he asked.

Several hands went up, and many important things were mentioned, such as water, matches, etc.

Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand.

"Yes, Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring?" asked the Scoutmaster.

Timmy replied, "A compass, food, and a deck of cards."

"Why's that, Timmy?" the Scoutmaster inquired.

"The compass is to find the right direction, and the food is to maintain you during the rescue."

"And what about the playing cards, Timmy?" asked the Scoutmaster impatiently.

"Well, sir, as soon as you start playing solitaire, someone always walks up behind you and says, "Put that red nine on top of that black ten!"

Yep! that will happen won't it
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

WELL, I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF NEW COUPLES THAT ARE OUT THERE, (some old ones too!) LET'S LOOK AT THIS NEWLY MARRIED COUPLES VISIT TO A MARRIAGE COUNSELORS OFFICE:


At the Counselor's Office

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.

They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.

"What seems to be the problem?"

The wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife,
the counselor went over to her,
picked her up by her shoulders,
kissed her passionately for several minutes,
and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband,
"Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied... "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."

YOUR FRIEND,
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

HELLO TO ALL MY FRIENDS OUT THERE!
I SURVIVED AND I'M BACK. JUST FOR YOU I HAVE GONE AND FOUND SOME FUNNY STUFF I SURE AM GLAD TO BE BACK!
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

I COULD NOT RESIST PUTING THIS ONE ON THE BLOG. SINCE I MIGHT BE OFF THE AIR FOR A FEW WEEKS (You see I am moving to a differant apt}I FOUND THIS VERY SHORT FUNNY LIST FOR YOU:

"COLLEGE RULES"

On the first day of college,
the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,
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and the male dormitory to the female students.
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Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
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Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
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Being caught a third time will cost you $180.
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Are there any questions?"
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"How much for a season pass?"
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guess you could have knock this dean over with a doorknocker
or a pair of gals panties
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

YOU AND I KNOW THAT KIDS SAY AND DO THE FUNNIEST THINGS SO HERE IS ONE FOR YOU LET'S GO TO THE 1ST GRADE CLASS AND LISTEN IN

"THE FROG"

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?"

The student replied,"It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."

Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said,
Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."
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sounds about right to me
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN