"THE MIRROR ON THE WALL"

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Do you have to tell it all?

Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look just too tight?

I think I'm fine but I can see
you won't co-operate with me;

The way you let the shadows play,
You'd think my hair was getting grey

What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in;

If you persist in peering so,
You'll confiscate my facial glow,

And then if you're not hanging straight,
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight;

I'm really quite upset with you,
For giving this distorted view;

I hate you being smug and wise...
O, look what's happened to my thighs!

I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,

If I look like this in my new jeans,
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
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Looks like someone is having a bad day.
Hope yours is better
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

"THE LOOKING GLASS OF LIFE"
We'll all face it someday!
Getting old and gray.
Things that once were firm.
Are now placed where they don't belong!
So dear friend as you read this
and your body does insist
you acke and you creek
but you seek the wisdom of being old.

Be thank full for the friends you've made
All the years the Lord has gave
For your friends and family too.
Will be happy for you

As I look on 62 soon enought
another birthday will soon pass
And I will say at last
another year has gone away
and still I'll live another day
to see my Children grow
and My grandchildren too
but they will sing
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

I will be 62 in September but I am wishing
all my children HAPPY BIRTHDAY THIS MONTH
for we had three daughters born in March.
and one in September.
I am also wishing everone that has a
birthday the best of wishes for a great one!

I am greatful that I am still around to see my children and grandchildren as they grow each day. from little ones to
married ones.

I was just in a poets kind of mood today.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY EFFORT
HAVE A GREAT DAY!

MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

"WISDOM"

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds the demand.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.

It's easier to fight for ones' principles than to live up to them.

I don't mind going anywhere as long as it's an interesting path.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.

I don't get even, I get older.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

I am having an out of money experience.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

A day without sunshine is like night.

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
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If you can't say something nice, don't say it!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!

YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

THE LAWYER MEETS SAINT PETER.........

A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.

Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!"

"Congratulations for what?" asks the lawyer.

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old."

"But that's not true," says the lawyer. "I only lived to be forty."

"That's impossible," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."

MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

LET'S SEE A PET SHOP, A PARROT, AND A COUSTMER:

A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet.

A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot.

He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string it says, 'my name's Sam' ".

The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings.

The parrot piped up, "I'd fall off the perch you idiot!!!"

MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS