
"MARRIED LIFE"....
THE FARMER AND HIS WIFE AND A STORM"

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A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning.
It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds,
on which the farmer and his wife slept,
and set them down gently in the next county.
The wife began to

cry.

"Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said.

"We're not hurt."
Mary continued to cry.


"I'm not scared," she responded between sobs.

"I'm happy 'cause this is the first time in 14 years we've been out together."
GEE, THIS GUY WAS ALL FULL CHEAP!
FELLOWS, I HOPE YOU ARE TREATING YOUR SWEETY PIE
BETTER THAN THIS GUY
HAPPY EASTER AND PASTOVER FROM AND ME AND ALL THE GANG