Now here's a gal I would like to meet Read on about

The electric power labor charge, poor old Al who got caught in the middle, and the "feisty old lady he met;

A feisty 70 year-old woman had to call the electric company for a repairman.

After a quick inspection, Al, the man from the power company found the problem and handed her a $70 bill for labor.

"Labor charges! One hour?" she exclaimed. "It only took you five minutes!"

Al explained that his company had a minimum one-hour charge on every house call.

"Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor," the lady responded, and she handed him a rake.

Al spent the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.

NOW YA SEE WHAT I MEAN
This old gal got her monies worth!

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Let's visit the local court room and look in on a accident case:

THE COURTROOM, THE WITNESS, AND THE LAWYER".......

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:

The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"

The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"

The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"

The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some lawyer would probably ask me that question."

Smart withness, outsmarted the Lawyer
Have a great rest of the day!
Stay cool!
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Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots of hobbies, the other fellow had no hobbies, and was rather concerned about being set loose with nothing to do.
The first guy suggested his friend go visit his kids. The man said, "Well, I only have two kids, but I could buy a motor home and go visit my brothers and sisters, that would take about a year."
The first guy looked a bit puzzled, so his friend said, "I'm one of eighteen kids in my family."
The first fellow's eyes got rather large, contemplating eighteen children, so the man volunteered to explain.
"The problem was, my mother was hard of hearing." With a big grin he added, "My mom and dad would go to bed at night, and my dad would ask, 'Do you want to go to sleep, or what?' and my mom would say,

'What?'" YIKES!

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"THE PASTOR AND THE VISIT"

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times.
Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out

"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door:

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20

The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate.
Below the preacher's message was written the following notation: I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself.- - Genesis 3:10

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LET'S LOOK IN AT A OLD MAN AND HIS DOCTOR......

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,
"Your hearing is perfect....

Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.

I just sit around and listen to the conversations.

I've changed my will three times!"

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GARFIELD SAYS.......
"YOU BETTER BE CAREFULL WHAT YA SAY 'CAUSE
YOU'D NEVER KNOW WHO'S LISTEN '"