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"THE ELDERLY DRIVER AND THE TRAFFIC COP"

An elderly driver was forced to stop by a traffic cop to pull over for running a stop sign.
As the cop was about to write the ticket,
she said to him in a biblical tone,
"Blessed are the merciful,
for they shall obtain mercy."

The cop handed her the ticket and said,
"Go thou and sin no more."

OUCH!
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

Let's look in on

"THREE OLD LADIES IN COURT"
Several women, each trying to one-up the other,
appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble
they were having in the apartment building where they lived.

The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed that he was ready to hear the evidence, and the oldest would speak first.

The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.

no one is answering this one
have a great day
your friend
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

THESE ARE TRUE LETTERS TO LANDLORDS, HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE SOME OF THESE COMPLAINTS

"Actual" Letters Sent to Landlords"

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children
until it is cleared.

This is to let you know that there is
a smell coming from the man next door.

The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

I am writing on behalf of my sink,
which is running away from the wall.

I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk?
Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children
and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

Will you please send a man to look at my water?
It is a funny color and not fit to drink.

Would you please send a man to repair my downspout?
I am an old page pensioner and need it straight away.

NOTE:Quite frankly I am glad I am not a Landlord

Garfield says I would be too kind and fix everything in sight
OR GO BROKE TRYING
HAVE A GREAT DAY
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

WE ALL GET OLD AND SOMETIMES FORGETFUL,
LET'S LOOK IN ON A DINNER WITH "THE OLD MARRIED COUPLE"

An elderly man was invited to his old friend's home for dinner one evening.

He was impressed by the way his old buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and they were still very clearly in love.

While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy, "I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said. "I forgot her name about ten years ago."

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT....FUNNY LISTS

* ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
* ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
* ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
* ...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
* ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
* ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
* ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
* ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
* ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
* ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

You can add more to these on the comment page if you like
your friend
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN