HERE'S SOME MORE SILLY STUFF I FOUND FOR YOU TO THINK

ABOUT NOW GRANDTED, YOU MIGHT GO NUTS

DOING THIS BUT IT WILL BE SOME FUN ANY HOW
SO HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"SOMETHING TO THING ABOUT"(or not)


Hmmm...
* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
* If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
* Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
* Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
* If horrific means to make horrible,
does terrific mean to make terrible?
* Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
* Do infants enjoy infancy, as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
* Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs?
Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
* When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts,"
and you put your two cents in,

what happens to the other penny?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
It's just stale bread to begin with.
* If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia,
would you get a Philips Screwdriver?

* Why do we say something is out of whack?
What is a "whack"?
* If lawyers are disbarred
and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked
and dry cleaners depressed?
* Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
AH YES, SO MANY QUESTIONS, SO LITTLE TIME, "I'M LATE I'M LATE! FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE! I HAVE NO TIME TO SAY HELLO

GOODBY! I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE!! ..silly rabbit is going to thte party with those pussy cats tonight

in the back alley!

Hope eeveryone has earplugs, when they sing No-one-lisens!
HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERY ONE!
FROM GARFIELD,MAXE,TOMMY AND THE BACK ALLEY GANG
AND OF COURSE LULU AND THE KITTENS AND ME
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN