AND NOW SOME THOUGHTS ON LIFE;
here we go again--
GARFIELD WAS THAT YOU?
NO PIZZA!!
IT WASN'T ME BOSS!
OK THEN LIKE I WAS SAYING

SOME THOUGHTS ON LIFE

YOU KNOW SUMMER IS HERE
WHEN YOU HEAR THE LITTLE KIDS CHEER
THEY ARE OUT AND ABOUT
PLAYING WITH BIKES, SWINGS, DOGS
CATS AND THINGS

I SIT BY MY WINDOW AND WATCH THEM ALL
THE BIG AND THE FAT AND THE SMALL
RUN! LAUGH! PLAY! ALL THE DAY LONG
UNTIL MOM'S SUPPER SONG

COME HOME NOW SUPPER IS READY NOW
COME HOME NANCY, TOMMY AND FREDDY
YES SUMMER IS FOR CHILDREN
GODS GIFT TO ALL

BUT IN THIS SUMMER'S HEAT
WE REMEMBER THAT FALL
IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER

SCHOOL WILL SOON CALL
TO ALL THE CHILDREN
FOR THEY MUST SOMEHOW
LEARN ALL THE WONDERS
THAT GODS EARTH HAS FOR
THEM TO LEARN.

WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?
WHY ARE IS A ROSE SO RED?
HOW MUCH IS 2 PLUS 2
WHY DOES A LION ROAR
WHY IS A ANT SO SMALL?

AND MY QUESTION IS
HOW DID I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
AND YOU WITH ME?

THOSE MANY YEARS WHEN WE WERE
BOTH SO YOUNG
WHEN OUR LIVES TOGETHER HAD
REALLY JUST BEGUN

WE WALK TOGETHER DOWN LIVES PATHWAY,
UNSURE WHAT LIFE WOULD BRING EACH
AND EVERY DAY.

BUT WITH OUR LOVE
TOGETHER WE MADE IT THROUGH
THE GOOD AND THE BAD
THE HAPPY AND THE SAD

AND NOW DEAR I AM WITHOUT YOU
BUT I STILL HAVE MY MEMORIES
YOU BLESSED ME WITH 4 WONDERFUL CHILDREN
WE HAVE 6 GRAND CHILDREN

AND NOW I WILL BECOME A GREAT GRAND PA,
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE COME THIS FAR
BUT I KNOW SOMEHOW YOU ARE THERE TOO
WATCHING AND SMILING AND LAUGHING TOO

I DREAM ABOUT OUR TIME HERE TOGETHER
TO SEE OUR FAMILIES GROW SO STRONG IN LOVE
GODS GIFT TRULY FROM ABOVE
PLEASE LORD WATCH OVER ME
MAKE ME THE BEST GREAT GRANDPA THAT CAN BE
AMEN

MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

PLEASE REMEMBER
S-C-H-O-O-L-S-- O-P-E-N-- W-A-T-C-H--F-O-R--C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!!!!

"SOME PET PEVES OF MINE"

IT IS SO HOT HERE IN KENTUCKY YOU'D COULD FRY SOME SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN WITHOUT THE FLAME
I WOULD LIKE IT AROUND 65 TO 7O WITH OUT THE HEAT INDEX!(putting in my orders LORD,
After all he did say ask and you shall receive sorry LORD, just asking
*
YESTERDAY I WROTE A POEM FOR YOU AND MY COMPUTER ATE IT!
I WONDER WHERE IT GOES WHEN IT SAYS
"A ERROR HAS OCCURED IN FIREFOX IT WILL NOW CLOSE" AND SHUTS DOWN EVERTHING!
*
OR THAT STUPID RECORDING THAT TELLS YOU
"IF YOU LIKE TO MAKE A CALL HANG UP AND TRY YOUR CALL AGAIN"
AFTER HANGING ON FOR 20 MINS WAITING FOR A PERSON TO ANSWER YOU?
*
THE THINK THAT REALLY GETS ME IS MY INSURANCE OR BANK'S
AUTO ANSWERING MACHINE, "THAT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER,
LET'S TRY AGAIN?
*
AH YES ISN'T LIFE'S TOYS JUST WONDERFUL.
I LOVE THE COMPUTER EXCEPT WHEN IT MAKES ME WORK HARDER THAN I HAVE TOO.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PET PEVES WRITE THEM DOWN ON THE COMMENT PAGE IF YOU LIKE AND SHARE WITH MY READERS
HAVE A SAFE DAY AND STAY REAL COOL

YOUR FRIENDLY STILL CONFUSED ABOUT THIS STUPID MACHINE, WRITER
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND
"THE BACK ALLEY GANG"

AH YES WE ALL WILL GROW OLD SOME MORE
GREAT FULL THAN OTHERS THE VERY RICH WILL
HAVE THEIR "FACE-LIFTS" TIT-LIFTS ASS-LIFTS!
BUT GUESS WHAT, WITH ALL THEM "LIFTS" AND "MONEY"
THEY STILL END UP WITH THE SAME FIVE VISITORS OF THE ELDERY SO READ ON WHAT ONE
"YOUNG LADY HAD TO SAY ABOUT IT
ENJOY!- contributed by Kathleen P.

"THE FIVE VISITORS"

Remember, old folks are worth a fortune-silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.

I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, "Oh, I do all the time. No matter where I am-in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement-I ask myself what am I here after?"

HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAVING A GREAT DAY AND STAYING COOL

YOUR PAL
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

HERE'S SOME MORE SILLY STUFF I FOUND FOR YOU TO THINK
ABOUT NOW GRANDTED, YOU MIGHT GO NUTS DOING THIS BUT IT WILL BE SOME FUN ANY HOW
SO HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"SOMETHING TO THING ABOUT"(or not)

Hmmm...

* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

* If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

* Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

* Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

* If horrific means to make horrible,
does terrific mean to make terrible?

* Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

* Do infants enjoy infancy, as much as adults enjoy adultery?

* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

* Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs?
Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

* When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts,"
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

* Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
It's just stale bread to begin with.

* If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia,
would you get a Philips Screwdriver?

* Why do we say something is out of whack?
What is a "whack"?

* If lawyers are disbarred
and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked
and dry cleaners depressed?

* Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?


AH YES, SO MANY QUESTIONS, SO LITTLE TIME, "I'M LATE I'M LATE! FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE! I HAVE NO TIME TO SAY HELLO GOODBY! I'M LATE I'M LATE I'M LATE!! ..silly rabbit is going to thte party with those pussy cats tonight
in the back alley! Hope eeveryone has earplugs, when they sing No-one-lisens!
HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERY ONE!
FROM GARFIELD,MAXE,TOMMY AND THE BACK ALLEY GANG
AND OF COURSE LULU AND THE KITTENS AND ME
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

HERE IS A WORD OF ADVISE FROM
MY FRIENDS READ ON........

" NOTE FROM MY FRIEND..........

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.

If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.

But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet,
it is probably raining really hard.

If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way,
it's probably windy.

If the dog has snow on his back,
it's probably snowing.

Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this,
you have to leave the dog outside all the time,
especially if you expect bad weather.

Sincerely,

GARFIELD THE CAT AND THE GANG

Looks like the dogs are in the doghouse with Garfield and his pals.
He told me to post this for all of you. Sorry to all dog lovers out there but he does not like dogs except for Maxe.
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY ANYHOW
STAY COOL
YOUR FRIEND
GARFIELD,TOMMY LULU AND ALL THE GANG AND OF COURSE
ILL OLE ME
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN