YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER IF...........

Signs You're Getting Older

* People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

* You have a dream about prunes.

* You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

* You send money to PBS.

* The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

* You take a metal detector to the beach.

* You wear black socks with sandals.

* You know what the word equity means.

* You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

* Your ears are hairier than your head.

* You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

* You got cable for the weather channel.

* You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

Just thought I'd give you something to think about for the weekend

MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND "THE BACK ALLEY GANG"

I HAD TO POST THIS ONE IT WAS TOO FUNNY TO PASS UP..YOU SEE THERE IS THIS OLD COUPLE, WELL LET ME LET YOU READ IT I AM SURE YOU WILL ENJOY THE STORY OF

"THE OLD MARRIED COUPLE ON A TRIP"]

An elderly couple was driving across the country.
While the woman was behind the wheel,
the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.

"Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the officer said.

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked,

"What did he say?"

"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.

The patrolman then asked, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband again,

"What did he say?"

The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman then gave the officer her license.

"I see you are from Arkansas," the patrolman said.
"I spent some time there once and went on a blind date
with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband again and asked,

"What did he say?"

The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"
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MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND "THE BACK ALLEY GANG"

LOVE AND MARRIAGE...IN THE ELEVATOR...
LET'S LOOK IN ON THIS POOR GUY

"THE ELEVATOR"
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Shapiro became increasingly furious with her husband,
who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blond.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blond suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Shapiro,
and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"

Bewildered, Mr. Shapiro was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I...I...didn't pinch that girl."

"Of course you didn't" said his wife, consolingly. "I did."


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Guess this guy's wife didn't want him to have too much fun!
have a cool day
your friends
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND "THE BACK ALLEY BOYS"

I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD POST SOME PICTURES, SOME ARE FUNNY SOME ARE NOT, BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY WHAT I SELECTED FOR YOU
ENJOY!


Boy does this guy got it wrong, when this guy says "LAST CALL"---- HE MEANS "LAST CALL"


With everything that's going on in Pro sports I would not be very surprise to see this kind of action ISN'T THAT A SHAMEFUL STATE OF THINGS


This last picture is a sad cartoon because it is so true.
the state of our V.A. HOSPITALS AND CARE is in the worse shape it has ever been.
We can not ask our brave men and women to come home to bad care or no care at all. these men and women have put their lives on hold and went to war and now when they need care it seems no one is there for them
Well count me amoung the very angry at our government lack of response to the needs of these fine young men and women.
They need and deserve the finest Doctors and care we can give them
On behave of all Americans THANK YOU for your service to your country.
God bless you and your families as you recover.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND HER TROOPS WE EVER THEY ARE SERVING
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

TODAY'S INPUT I'LL JUST CALL

"LOVE AND MARRIAGE"

Bob was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of common knowledge and his fairly low IQ.

He turned to his wife Marlene with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

Marlene replies, "Why thank you, dear!"
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ISN'T LOVE GRAND
HAVE A REAL COOL DAY!
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND THE BACK ALLEY GANG