WHILE YOU ALL WERE OUT BAKING IN THE SUNSHINE,
I WAS BUSY DECIDING ON WHAT TO GIVE YOU ALL AS A LABOR DAY TREAT....
SO GARFIELD AND MRS LULU SAID WE SHOULD LOOK FOR MORE CARTOONS FOR YOU SO CONSIDER THIS PART TWO
AND ENJOY!



Where do you find a man like this? In your dreams I guess



The stock brokers office "Ask me no Questions, I'll tell you no lies



What do we do?! The lights are out, our computers don't run!
What do we do!!!! break glass in case of blackout!




Sometimes you just can't please that person.



Let's all remember that this is a American holiday and be proud!

MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA AND HER TROOPS!
MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES THIS WEEKEND
BE SAFE AND WEAR YOUR SEAT BELTS
WE WANT YOU HERE 'CAUSE WE ALL LOVE YOU!
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN
AND GARFIELD & THE BACK ALLEY BOYS
WITH LULU AND HER GALS"

WELL IT IS THE LAST BIG HOLIDAY WEEKEND
BEFORE FALL. SUMMER IS ALL MOST GONE. THIS HOLIDAY
IS FOR ALL THE FOLKS WHO WORK SO HARD ALL YEAR LONG, THE LABORERS IT IS ALSO A TIME TO REMEMBER ALL THE FOLKS WHO HELP BUILD THIS GREAT COUNTRY.
THE ONES WHO BUILD A ROAD, A RAILROAD, THE OFFICE WORKER, THE BOOKKEEPER, ALL THOSE FOLKS THIS IS A HOLIDAY FOR YOU
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK,PASS,PRESENT, AND FUTURE I HAVE CHOSEN A NUMBER OF CARTOONS THAT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY;



Going to work



At the office and falling sales



At the factory line: Someones been playing with the bottles



Building the railroad? Someone goofed!



Monday morning; this is what we can do!



Last but not least we have to go back to work Tuesday Morning The coffee machine is BROKEN!
The office is in disarray Ah well,
we will send out for coffee for everyone
Boss says he's buying
HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY LITTLE ESSAY, NOW ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!

PLEASE DRIVE SAFE AND BUCKLE UP!
YOUR FRIEND,
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND
"GARFIELD AND THE BACK ALLEY CATS WITH
MRS LULU AND HER GALS"

I found this one on one of the many sites I visit and want to leave you "youn'ens with this thought... Next time you see me THINK! THIS WILL BE YOU SOME DAY........

"I'M NOT GETTING OLD, ONLY MATURE!"

Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent.
From my purchase this chap took off ten percent.
I asked for the cause of a lesser amount;
And he answered, "Because of the Seniors Discount."

I went to McDonald's for a burger and fries;
And there, once again, got quite a surprise.
The clerk poured some coffee which he handed to me.
He said, "For you, Seniors, the coffee is free."

Understand---I'm not old---I'm merely mature;
But some things are changing, temporarily, I'm sure.
The newspaper print gets smaller each day,
And people speak softer---can't hear what they say.

My teeth are my own (I have the receipt.),
and my glasses identify people I meet.
Oh, I've slowed down a bit...not a lot, I am sure.
You see, I'm not old...I'm only mature.

The gold in my hair has been bleached by the sun.
You should see all the damage that chlorine has done.
Washing my hair has turned it all white,
But don't call it gray...saying "blond" is just right.

My car is all paid for...not a nickel is owed.
Yet a kid yells, "Old duffer...get off of the road!"
My car has no scratches...not even a dent.
Still I get all that guff from a punk who's "Hell bent."

My friends all get older...much faster than me.
They seem much more wrinkled, from what I can see.
I've got "character lines," not wrinkles...for sure,
But don't call me old...just call me mature.

The steps in the houses they're building today
Are so high that they take your breath all away;
And the streets are much steeper than ten years ago.
That should explain why my walking is slow.

But I'm keeping up on what's hip and what's new,
And I think I can still dance a mean boogaloo.
I'm still in the running...in this I'm secure,
I'm not really old...I'm only mature.

By the way, the "OLD MAN" will be 62! next month on the 11
All the gang are getting in tune for a "back alley bash!"
Don't worry we will be real good
we promise!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
FROM GARFIELD AND ALL THE BACK ALLEY CATS

note I do not know who the writer of this poem is
I have printed it here for your enjoyment
personal comments are my own
I welcome yours on my comment page!
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

SO YOU THINK OUR CHURCHES
AR PERRRRRRRRRRFECT?
WELL HERE IS SOME FUN STUFF FROM CHURCH BULLETINS THAT WILL
MAKE YOUR DAY:

CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.

Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."

NOTE FROM GARFIELD;Hope you enjoyed this one!
Me and the "BACK ALLEY BOYS SENT IT YOUR WAY"!



YES! we let this guy join the gang too!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
"GARFIELD AND THE BACK ALLEY BOYS AND
AND LULU AND HER GALS TOO!
OF COURSE LITTLE OLE ME
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

NOW WHO SAYS AGE HAS ANY THING TO DO WITH SEX?
THE BAD NEWS IS THAT IT IS A LITTLE HARDER TO "PERFORM"
BUT WITH ALL THE "PILLS" NOW DAYS WELL WHO KNOWS NOW LET'S LOOK IN ON A LOCAL HOTEL AND "A LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE NAKED MAN"

It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming.

"Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my window!!!"

The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room.

"Where is he?" asked the receptionist.

"He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel.

The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment. "It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to bed," she said reassuringly.

"And how do you know he's naked, you can only see him from the waist up?"

"The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the dresser!"

as you can see "This old lady was still going strong!"
Have a great Weekend
YOUR FRIENDS
"GARFIELD AND THE BACK ALLEY GANG"
"LULU AND HER GIRLS"
AND OF COURSE LITTLE OLE ME,
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN