JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE, HERE'S "CALIFORNIA'S STUPID LAWS"

1-Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal
for anyone to try and stop a child from
playfully jumping over puddles of water.

#2-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

#3- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

#4- Bathhouses are against the law.

#5- Women may not drive in a house coat.

#6 No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

#7 You cannot leave your car on the street overnight
without the proper permit. (Alhambra)

#8- Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street,
including driveways. (Arcadia)

#9- Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
(Baldwin Park)

#10- City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." (Belvedere)

#11- You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. (Blythe)

#12- It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. (Burlingame)

#13- Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Carmel)

#14- Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. (Carmel)

#15- It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle. (Cathedral City)

#16- Persons may not ride their bicycles through the
"Fountain of Life". (Cathedral City)

#17- All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days. (Cerritos)

#18- It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide. (Chico)

#19-Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal. (Chico)

#20 Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law. (Chico)

#21- It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street. (Chico)

#22- Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (Chico)

#23- One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open. (Dana Point)

#24- It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Downey)

#25- Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper. (Hermosa Beach)

#26- No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground. (Hermosa Beach)

#27- It is illegal to pour salt on a highway. (Hermosa Beach)

#28- It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. (Hollywood)

#29- It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument
with the intention of luring someone to a store. (Indian Wells)

#30- Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited. (Indian Wells)

#31- Foretelling the future for donations is illegal. (Indian Wells)

#32- Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden. (Indian Wells)

#33- You are forbidden to spit on the ground
within 5 feet of another person. (Lafayette)

#34- It is illegal to shoot "silly string" at parade participants. (Lodi)

#35- It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.
This is considered disturbing the peace. (Lompoc)

#36- Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. (Long Beach)

#37- It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. (Long Beach)

#38- It is illegal for a man to beat his wife
with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. (Los Angeles)

#39- You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. (Los Angeles)

#40- You may not hunt moths under a street light. (Los Angeles)

#41- It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. (Los Angeles)

#42- Toads may not be licked. (Los Angeles)


#43- It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500
and/or six months in prison. (Los Angeles)

#44- Zoot suits are prohibited. (Los Angeles)

#45- Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle. However, this does not apply to a vehicle attempting to sell something. (Norco)

#46- It is unlawful to give another fireworks. (Norco)

#47 All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first. (Norco)

#48 Growing oleander flowers is illegal. (Norco)

#49 Roosters may not crow in the city limits. (Ontario)

#50- It is illegal to molest butterflies. (Pacific Grove)

#51- It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive
between the hours of four and six PM. (Palm Springs)

#52- It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. (Pasadena)

#53- Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. (Prunedale)

#54- Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (Redlands)

#55- One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (Riverside)

#56- It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. (San Diego)

#57- The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. (San Diego)

#58- Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. (San Francisco)

#59- It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. (San Francisco)

#60 Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. (San Francisco)

#61 It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. (San Francisco)

#62- Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. (San Francisco)

#63- It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. (San Jose)

#64- You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. (Santa Monica)

#65- One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place. (Shasta Lake)

#66- Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times. (Temecula)

#67- Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground. (Walnut)

#68- Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff. (Walnut)

#68- Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff. (Walnut)

#69- One may not leave sand in their own driveway. (Walnut)

Well this should keep ya busy for a
while tell me the ones you like the best have a great day and remember
SMILE SOMEONE NEEDS IT
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

Arizona's Stupid Laws

#1 Hunting camels is prohibited.

#2 Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

#3 There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

#4 Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

#5 A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".

#6 When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

#7 It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

#8 You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

#9 Cars may not be driven in reverse. (Glendale)

#10 Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. (Globe)

#11 If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined. (Hayden)

#12 No more than six girls may live in any house. (Maricopa County) (Repealed)

#13 It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license. (Mesa)

#14 A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. (Mohave County)

#15 An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. (Nogales)

#16 No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house. (Prescott)

#17 One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint. (Tempe)

#18 It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. (Tombstone)

#19 Women may not wear pants.( Tucson)

Well that's all for today,
Hope you enjoyed them. I will post again the next state?
Arkansas and then California.
Till we meet again, may God bless and
REMEMBER TO SMILE SOMEONE MIGHT NEED IT TODAY!
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

Here's Alaska's stupid laws as promised; remember these are still on the books as laws:

#1 It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown# Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

#2 Waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

#3 It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

#4 It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. (Fairbanks)

*5 A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license. (Haines)

*6 Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves. (Haines)

*7 Persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist. (Soldotna)



Note: Because this list is very short, I am going to post
Arizona's Laws too.
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

I AM GOING TO POST THE CRAZY STUPID LAWS THAT EXIST ON THE BOOKS STATE BY STATE
NOW BARE WITH ME BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY STATES I CAN COVER IN A DAY AND THERE ARE 52! WELL I DO HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM NOT BREAK THEM HERE WE GO

"THE GREAT STATE OF Alabama!"

#1 It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

#2 It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

#3 Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

#4 Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

#5 Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

#6 It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

#7 You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

#8 Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

#9 Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

#10 Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.

#11 Interracial couples may not marry. (Repealed)

#12 No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".

#13 No persons may sell "blow-out nuts".

# It is illegal to stake a horse on a highway.

#14 Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.

#15 Sex toys are banned throughout the state.

#16 You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. (Anniston)

#17 If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer. (Huntsville)

#18 It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb. (Jasper) (Also known as the rule of thumb)

#19 It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. (Lee County)

#20 It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits. (Mobile)

#21 It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels. (Mobile)

#22 It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. ( Montgomery) (Repealed)

WELL I THINK THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY,
Next time I will print the "STATE OF ALASKA"
I hope you enjoyed this little piece of information
on "Stupid Laws"
Good Night! till we meet again
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

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