Let's see what's happening
at the Dentist office

"THE DENTIST OFFICE"

A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled.
I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry.
Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave woman," said the dentist.
"Now, show me which tooth it is."

The wife turns to her husband and says:

"Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

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BIG DEAN

Let's visit the local doctor's office and
listen to two children waiting to see the doctor........

"THE DOCTORS WAITING ROOM"

Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.

The little girl was softly sobbing.

"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger,"
said the girl.

When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.

"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.

The boy looked at her worriedly and said,
"I'm here for a urine test."
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DO YOU NEED A LAUGH TO SEND YOU ON YOUR WAY TO WORK
OR SCHOOL WELL THEN READ THIS ONE....YOU'LL LAUGH

Sid and Irv are business partners.
They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact
the living one from the afterlife.

So Irv dies.

Sid doesn't hear from him for about a year,
and figures there is no afterlife.
Then one day he gets a call.

It's Irv. "So there is an afterlife!
What's it like?" Sid asks.

“Well, I sleep very late.

I get up,

have a big breakfast.

Then I have sex, lots of sex.

Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch,

have a big lunch. Have some more sex. Take a nap.

Huge dinner.

More sex.

Go to sleep, and wake up the next day."

"Oh, my god," says Sid, "so that's what heaven is like?"

"Oh no," says Irv.
"I'm not in heaven.

I'm a bear in Yellowstone Park." (Unknown)

YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

AND NOW THE MAN WHO NEVER GETS RESPECT
RONNEY DANGERFIELD

My wife is Best Rodney Dangerfield Jokes - Joke Central Born
November 22, 1921, in New York; died October 5, 2004.
Dangerfield is best known for the line, "I can't get no respect!"

Best Rodney Dangerfield Jokes;

I tell you, I got no respect, even as a kid:
we'd play hide-and-seek, and nobody would look for me.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox
the cat kept covering me up.

It's great to have a gray hair.
Ask anyone who's bald.

I get no respect at all. My dog keeps barking at the front door.
He doesn't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

I went to a fight the other night
and a hockey game broke out.

I went to the psychiatrist, and he says,
"You're crazy. " I tell him I want a second opinion.
He says, “Okay, you're ugly too!"

I was making love to this girl and she started crying.
I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"
She said, "No. I hate myself now."

I saw a naked jogger running out of my house.
I asked, "Why are you running?"
He said, "You came home!"

I went to the doctor, and he says, "I got good news; I got bad news.

The good news is, they're going to name a disease after you!"

My wife likes to talk after sex.
The other night she called me from her hotel room.

BIG DEAN

I READ THIS ONE AND IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE RACEY FOR MY YOUNGER READERS
BUT US OLD FOLKS WILL GET A KICK OUT OF IT

A man was walking down the street
when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch,
in the rocking chair,
with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slyly looked at him and said,
"Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on,
and I got a stiff neck.

This was your Grandma's idea!"

THAT WAS A REAL HOT GRANDMA"

STAY WARM OR HOT WHAT EVER THE CASE MIGHT BE
BIG DEAN