Today's message is very important to those who are stuck in this winter storm nightmare!
There have been Deaths due to the Lack of knowledge of what to do! Some folks have bought Gas Heaters into their homes to try to keep warm.
You can die from the FUMES FROM THESE HEATERS!
Please Think First!

You can't bring a b-b-Q Grill into your home to try to warm up this will kill you!
One guy in MO. was so cold he was trying this!
If you still are without heat or lights you must seek shelter
where there is some!
I find it so hard to believe that in this day and age that Ice could shut down the South From Florida to Mo. and Chicago
and East to New York and Maine

LOST OF EVEN ONE PERSON IS NOT EXCEPTABLE!

This was a predicted storm! The worst one in Years!
Where the hell is F.E.M.A.!???
HEADLINES....Kentucky Begs For Help!
My Question is Why!!!
Mr.Obama said things would get better?
Well I don't see any help coming!!
Instead of worrying about foreign countries,
We had better start right here at home!
I've seen lots of waste with that first 350 Billion the Republican party PUSHED through and now they are crying Fowl?
My advise to Mr Obama is Stop Kissing Ass and get down to running this country like you promise!

I know I have gotten off the subject...
Here is what you can try to do to help yourself

1-Never light candles and go to sleep..Danger fire!

2- Never use a gas propane heater..Fumes can Kill!

3-Keep a weather band radio with fresh batteries..To keep you updated

4-Get to a shelter as soon as you are able.
...Staying in the house you could die of exposure!

Please stay as safe as you can.

Your food will spoil and you may become stranded.

Be sure you carry blankets and snacks in your car or truck!

This will help if you are stranded.

Carry a bag of sand and a shovel to get you going again.

Be very careful on snow or ice;
take your time it's better than going off the road!
Carry a CELL-PHONE to call for help.

If you have friends or family that still has heat and lights;

ask if you can come over and stay there for a while,

be sure and give them some money for letting you stay over

for the extra cost of Food And Water And heat and lights!

Help clean up after those many meals that you are going to share.

Be sure and say thank you for this favor,
It will go a long way towards next time
Offer to return the favor, God forbid if needed!

*****Please check on our elderly****
They are the first ones to die in this kind of weather. Cold and freezing weather! Please Call or knock on their door to see if they are doing OK.
Some are afraid of High bills and will not turn on the heat others just forget!
It is shameful that a Electric company can turn off the Electric without at least trying to contact that person by phone,
knocking on the door,
notifying a social service agency
to go and check on our Older citizens!
This seems to happen in the heat of the summer
or the deep cold of the Winter and no one seems to care about this
because it happens every year!

MY PRAYER IS THAT YOU ALL WILL STAY SAFE AND WARM
AND GOD WATCH OVER YOU TILL WE MEET AGAIN.

YOUR FRIENDS
BIG DEAN AND THE GANG

Here are some Jokes about everyones favorite

The Lawyer!

And as my Pal Jackie Gleason would say...

"AND AWAY WE GO!"

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.

Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his.
The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said,

"Hey, your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop,
are you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"

"$7.98."

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.

Attached to it was an invoice that read:

Legal Consultation Service: $150


NOTE: of course with todays prices the roast is around $40.
and the fee would be at least $400.

WHAT'S THAT YOU WANT ONE MORE! OK HERE WE GO DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!

A man was sent to Hell! for his sins.

As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment,!

he passed a room where a lawyer !
was having an intimate conversation with
a beautiful young woman.!

"What a ripoff," the man muttered.
"I have to roast for all eternity,
and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

Jabbing the man with his pitchfork,
the escorting demon Snarled,
"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE1

If you’re going to court where prosecutors are looking to throw the book at you for breaking the law, here’s some good advice:
"don’t give them the book!"

One man learned that lesson the hard way when he was caught carrying marijuana into a courthouse on the day of his prosecution, according to the Laurinburg Exchange.

Anyone care to guess what charge he was facing when he had a rainforest of pot on his person? That’s right, good ol’ fashioned drug possession.

The defendant had the weed hidden in a coat he was wearing. He claimed the coat wasn’t his when he was wearing, which is high likely since it’s hard to remember which clothes are yours when you are high.

Sheriff’s deputies told the newspaper that this was not a common occurrence. If it was, the DA’s office would just go home early every day and offer opening and closing statements to the jury that consistent only of the word “Winner.”

This guy wasn't dealing from a full deck.
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

I don't think I'd be stopping here!


you'd have to read the "small print" on this one, can't see? it says:
"Also the Bridge is Out Ahead"...I wonder how many crashes resulted fron this one!

This is Garfields hangout with the Boys

Hope you enjoyed my signs of the time
BIG DEAN

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer,
I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job.

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

6. I was going to be a cop,
but I decided to finish high school instead.

7. Bad cop! No donut!

8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

11. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nigthstand.

12. I pay your salary!

13. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

14. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too.

15. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

16. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
Yes, I know there is no other car around--
that's how far ahead of me they are.

17. What do you mean,
"Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

18. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack,
my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal
and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

19.Hey, is that a 9 mm?
That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum

Oh well guesS this guy will see the inside of a cell!


YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN