Thanksgiving is over; and a lot of us are still recovering
from that large turkey or ham and all the fixin's
Some of you are
saying I am never going to eat like that again
(till Christmas and New Years)
And so we go back on a DIE----IT to lose all we gained over that
weekend.
You all know I have been talking about DIE--ITS
and what we all go though to loose a few pounds,
well one of my readers send the following e-mail to me
which I will share with you all

"Do you know what a DIE..IT IS?

It's the Penalty you pay for exceeding the "FEED LIMIT"

NOTE: It took me a little time to think of the answer to his e-mail here it is:

"Then you'll have to throw the 'COOK BOOK' AT ME"

Hope you enjoyed our "DIE--IT HUMOR
YOUR FRIEND STILL TRYING TO LOSE
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

We have all heard about the high cost of
dieing, well let's look in on the story of:

"Two brothers and the funeral bill"

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died,
a son who lived far away called his brother and told him,

"Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."

Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid.

The next month, he got another bill for $200.00,
which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.

Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on.

"Well," said the brother, "You said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."

Here we go for "SOME FUNNY STUFF"...Let's go doen
to the local bar and see what is happening:

Three men at a Bar...........

Three men are at a bar,
and two of the men are talking about the control
they have over their wives, while the third remains silent.

After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask,
"What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?"

The third man turns to the first two and says,
"Well, I'll tell you, just the other day I had her on her knees."

The first two men were dumbfounded. "Wow! What happened next?" they asked.

The third man takes a healthy swig of his beer, sighs and mutters,

"Then she started screaming, "Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'"

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HAVE A NICE DAY
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

AH WELL TIS THE SEASON TO BE MERRY RIGHT? WELL HERES A SOME ONE THAT THINKS HE CAN MAKE IT BRIGHT:








TIS OK IF YA GOT YOUR EARPLUGS READY!

HE WANTS TO JOIN THE BACK ALLEY GANG....WHO KNOWS HE MIGHT
IMPROVE GARFIELDS SINGING
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND ARIANNA AND FAMILY

"THE BIG PARADE"
TIME FOR CHRISTMAS CHEER
LITTLE ONES STILL LOOK TO THE SKY
TO SEE IF GARFIELD CAN REALLY FLY
AND SO WITH OUT ANYMORE DELAY
LET'S BRING ON SANTA AND HIS SLAY

OH YES! OH MY!
LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY FLOATS
AS THE PAST BY!
BIG BANDS, SMALL BANDS,
PLAY THEIR HORNS AND DRUMS

AND ALL THE YOUNG DANCERS
WITH THEIR PRETTY FLAGS
UP! UP! UP! IN THE AIR
THERE ARE CLOWNS AND SINGERS
AND ROPE HOLDERS TOO
ALL AS WE ALL LOOK UP BROADWAY
WAITING TO SEE
SANTA ARRIVING YEEPEEE!

OH SANTA OH SANTA I HAVE BEEN SO GOOD
CAN YOU PLEASE BE MY ROBIN HOOD
THE STORE IS DECKED OUT WITH TREES
AND SPARKLING DISPLAYS
WITH WONDERFUL TRAINS,TOYS AND DOLLS
JUST FOR ME TO PLAY

OH SANTA OH SANTA
DON'T FORGET ME ON CHRISTMAS
AS I WILL LEAVE MILK AND COOKIES FOR YOU
ON CHRISTMAS DAY

(this is for all the boys and girls out there)
DEAN AND FAMILY TO YOURS ARIANNA SAYS HELLO!