This is mountain deans oldest daughter relating a message from my dad to all of you that he asked me to do. I hope all of you are doing well and please keep my dad in all of your prayers. Hello to all my friends, I am sorry I have not been in touch. I have been very sick and in the hospital. I recently has a 6 bypass open heart surgery and I am still in the hospital and will be going to rehab for a little while after the hospital. I wanted all of you to know i love you and will get back with all of you as soon as I can. Until then please keep me and my family in all of your prayers for my recovery and my family who has been there for me. My oldest daughter has helped me alot and she has been there through all of this and she will be the one who will be there when I get home as well. Love to all of you.

mountain dean

"MARRIED LIFE"....
THE FARMER AND HIS WIFE AND A STORM" .....

A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning.
It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds,
on which the farmer and his wife slept,
and set them down gently in the next county.

The wife began to cry.

"Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said. "We're not hurt."

Mary continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she responded between sobs. "I'm happy 'cause this is the first time in 14 years we've been out together."

GEE, THIS GUY WAS ALL FULL CHEAP!
FELLOWS, I HOPE YOU ARE TREATING YOUR SWEETY PIE
BETTER THAN THIS GUY
HAPPY EASTER AND PASTOVER FROM AND ME AND ALL THE GANG

"Workplace Witsdom"

1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.

6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

7. My reality check bounced.

8. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

9. I don't suffer from stress, but I am a carrier.

10. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

11. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

ENJOY YOUR DAY AND

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FROM THE GANG AND ME
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

A blonde girl in tears came running to her father.

"What's the matter?" asked the father.

"You gave me some bad financial advise," she said.

"I did? What did I tell you?"

"You told me to put my money in that big bank,
and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about,
that's one of the largest banks in the world," he said.
"Surely there must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," said the blonde girl.
"They just returned one of my checks with a note saying,

'No Funds'."

"A HELPFUL WIFE"

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife:

Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife:

Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife:

Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man:

Shut your mouth, woman!



Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

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