I COULD NOT RESIST PUTING THIS ONE ON THE BLOG. SINCE I MIGHT BE OFF THE AIR FOR A FEW WEEKS (You see I am moving to a differant apt}I FOUND THIS VERY SHORT FUNNY LIST FOR YOU:

"COLLEGE RULES"

On the first day of college,
the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,
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and the male dormitory to the female students.
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Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.
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Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.
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Being caught a third time will cost you $180.
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Are there any questions?"
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"How much for a season pass?"
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guess you could have knock this dean over with a doorknocker
or a pair of gals panties
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

YOU AND I KNOW THAT KIDS SAY AND DO THE FUNNIEST THINGS SO HERE IS ONE FOR YOU LET'S GO TO THE 1ST GRADE CLASS AND LISTEN IN

"THE FROG"

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?"

The student replied,"It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."

Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said,
Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."
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sounds about right to me
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

OK, SOUNDS KINDA FUNNY DON'T IT BUT LET'S TAKE A TRIP INTO THE
FUTURE AND LISTEN:

"THE LEARNING PILL"

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!

"What else do you have?" asks the student.

"Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.

The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for math?"

The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back into the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plunks it on the counter.

"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.

The pharmacist replied, "Well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
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could happen ya know!
HAVE A GREAT REST OF THE WEEKEND!
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

I call this Joke a "Kids Point Of View" see if you aggree with me: OK LET'S SEE A KINDERGARTEN CLASS, A TRIP TO THE LOCAL POLICE STATION AND LITTLE JOHNNY'S POINT OF VIEW:

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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Boy this Johnny kid gets around don't he

you got to admmit this was a darn good question! Bet the Policeman couldn't answer that one
have a great rest of the weekend!
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

OK, WE ALL KNOW HOW OUR YOUTH IS GETTING SMARTER THAN WE WERE?
WELL LET'S VISIT A LOCAL SCHOOL AND LISTEN IN

"The Geography Class"

The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:

"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered ....."I guess you'd be eating alone!"

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GARFIELD SAYS HE KNEW THE ANSWER BUT WON'T TELL
Lulu says she doesn't care as long as she has her man, Tommy says it might be the lunchroom but is not sure and SPIKE SAID HE DOES NOT KNOW but wants you to teach him!
Me I have no idea
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS