SOMETIMES IT JUST DOESN'T PAY TO GET OUTA BED! HERE IS ONE CASE IN POINT!

"OH OH! SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE!

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer,"
the man said, "I can explain."



"Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer.
"Or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back."

"But officer, I just wanted to say..."



"And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you're going to jail!"

A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a great mood when he gets here."



"Don't count on it," said the prisoner. "I'm the groom."

LIKE I SAID SOME DAYS IT JUST DOESN'T PAY TO GET OUTA BED!!

AND NOW FROM



>>>>>>>>>>>>>.TOMMY.....



.................GARFIELD...............



.....................ODDIE.........



..............FROSTY AND GANG.........


AND OF COURSE LITTLE OLE ME SITTING HERE AT THIS
COMPUTER THINKING GOOD THINGS FOR YOU AND YOURS,
WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST NEW YEAR EVER!
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN!

Christmas:
A SONG THAT WAS SONG BY PERRY COMMO AND I FEEL IT IS SO IMPORTANT IN TODAY’S WORLD OF "BUY-ME THIS! I WANT THAT!
HERE IT IS, MAYBE IT WILL GIVE YOU A REAL SENSE OF WHAT CHRISTMAS REALLY MEANS:
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE WORDS I AM SORRY I DON'T KNOW THE WRITER OF THE MUSIC. FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW IF YOU DO SO I CAN GIVE CREDIT:

C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S-

When I was but a youngster
Christmas meant one thing
that I"d be getting lot's of toys that day
I learned a whole lot different,
when mother sat me down
and taught me to spell
Christmas this way

C-is for the Christ child
born upon this day!
H-is for herald angles in the sky!
R-is our redeemer
I-for Israel
and that's why there's a Christmas day!

T-is for three wise men,
they who traveled far!
M-is for the manger where he lay.
A-is for all he stands for!
S-means Shepard's came

And that's why there is a
Christmas day!
Yes that's why there is a Christmas day!
YOUR FRIEND DEAN AND BY THE WAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
FROM MY FAMILY TO YOURS

HERE IS SOME FUN STUFF FOR YOU!

TagWorld Funny Pictures

WONDER HOW THIS LITTLE CUTTIE GOT IN HERE????

TagWorld Funny Pictures

THAT'S NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT! IT CAME WITH LOT'S OF PAIN,JOY WORRY, DOCTOR'S VISITS, DIPPER CHANGING, SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, WORRYING AGAIN AND AGAIN, WONDERMENT,
AND THANKING GOD FOR GETTING ME THROUGH THE WHOLE THING!
ONLY TO START IT ALL OVER AS A GRANDPARENT!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY NEW PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS
GOOD LUCK YOU'LL NEED IT!

BIG DEAN AND FRIENDS