WELL THIS IS THE SEASON TO THINK ABOUT
ALL THE GREAT THINGS YOU'RE GETTING, I JUST THOUGHT IT IS
MORE BLESSED TO GIVE THAN RECEIVE SO HERE IS ONE FOR YOU
LETS VISIT THE PEARLY GATES AND LISTEN IN:

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.
They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe,
so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a candy cane,
so he too is allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks,
"How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."

TEE HEE, JUST SOME HOLIDAY HUMOR FOR YAALL!
GARFIELD SAYS DON'T FORGET TO COME BACK FOR MORE

HE SURE IS LAZY DOES NOT LIKE TO GET UP TILL VERY LATE, THEN GOES OVER TO HIS GAL LULU AND GOES BACK TO SLEEP OVER THERE! I DON'T KNOW MIGHT HAVE TO TRADE HIM IN FOR A DOG
HAVE A GREAT DAY
YOUR PAL
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN AND FRIENDS

FOR MY YOUNG READERS OR THE YOUNG AT HEART;
HAVE YOU SEEN THE FOLKS FIGHTING OVER THE PLAYER-3 GAME BOARD?
I THINK IT HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR, IT USE TO BE THE LOCAL GAME ROOM
BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NEW THING! WELL, I FOUND THIS LIST THAT COULD
APPLY TO YOUR CHILD OR TEEN:

TOP 10 SIGNS SOMEONE PLAYS TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES

10. They ask for all their money in quarters.(note I know
that most games are played at home or in the hand.}

9. They're not sure what season, or year it is.

8. They're best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life friends).(this was a older post I am aware that there are other games out there!)

7. The electric company and the toy store sends them birthday cards.

6. Big falling blocks and hot lava pits haunt their dreams.

5. Their fingers twitch all the time.

4. When they are sick at home the change clerk at the arcade calls to see if they are all right.

3. They can play 2 player games by themselves.

2. Everyone at the arcade knows them by name.

1. Someone is reading this to them, 'cause they're too busy getting a new high score and can not be bothered.

AH YES WE HAVE COME A LITTLE TOO FAR I THINK
600.BUCKS FOR A GAME? HOW CAN ANYONE AFFORD THIS I WILL NEVER KNOW BUT WE LOVE OUR GAMES DON'T WE
JUST AS OUR PARENTS LOVE YOU! AND SO DO I! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

FILLED WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS AND LOTS OF JOY AND GOOD FOOD!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU!

MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO
PLACE A LIST LIKE THIS HERE ON THE STREAM
CHECK IT AND SEE IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE:

You know you're really broke when...........

American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

Your bologna has no first name.

You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

Sally Struther's sends you food.

McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

At communion you go back for seconds.

You have to save up to be poor.

You're in college.

On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.

You owe yourself money.

Your imaginary friend has more money than you.

I DO HOPE YOU DON'T FALL IN TO ANY OF THE ABOVE GROUPS BUT WITH THE NEW M3PLAYER GOING FOR OVER $600.00
I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL
I DO WISH YOU AND YOURS A GREAT THANKSGIVING FILLED WITH ALL THE
FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND GREAT FOOD. DON'T FORGET TO PRAY FOR THE FOLKS THAT DON'T HAVE THIS THANKSGIVING IF YOU CAN PLEASE GIVE TO A FOOD BANK OR A CHURCH OF YOUR CHOICE. MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

SCIENCE IS GREAT! THE ADVENTURE! THE DISCOVERY!
LET'S ONCE AGAIN TAKE A TRIP TO THE WILDS OF ALASKA TO THE BACK WOODS WHERE THE BEARS AND OTHER WILD BEAST RUN FREE THERE WE WILL LOOK IN ON TWO BIOLOGISTS:

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear.
All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them.


They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.


The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack.

The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?"

He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it."

The second guy says, "Are you crazy?

We both know you can't outrun a full-grown grizzly bear."

The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear.......I only have to outrun you!"

guess it's every SCIENTIST for himself! look out for that BEAR
RUN DEAN RUN!
BIG DEAN AND FRIENDS