AH! SCIENCE! THE WONDER OF DISCOVERY! THE GREAT MINDS, LET' GO TO
ALASKA'S BACK COUNTRY WERE WE WILL FIND:

Two biologists studying caribou in Alaska's back country got a pilot to fly them into the far north to collect some specimens.
They were quite successful in their venture and had six big carcasses to take back to their lab.
The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane,
including the six caribou. But the pilot objected and told them, "Those caribou carcasses are too heavy, the plane can only take four of them; you will have to leave two behind."

They argued with the pilot,
letting him know that the year before,
they had also collected six caribou

and that pilot had allowed them to put all six animals aboard.
This plane was the exact same model and capacity.
Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when they attempted to take off and leave the valley,
the little plane could not carry the load and they crashed into the wilderness.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one biologist said to the other,
"Do you know where we are?"

"I think so," replied the other biologist.

I think this is about the same place
where we crashed last year!"

HAVE A GREAT DAY
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

HERE'S SOME FUNNY STUFF TO THINK ABOUT, CAUSE A MIND IS A WASTE(LAND) OF USLESS INFORMATION?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home,
why not move 10 miles away?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game',
when we are already there?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?

Does a fish get cramps after eating?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

HMMMMMMM VERY INTRESTING!????

AH A TRIP TO THE MALL FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH
A "AMISH LAD AND HIS DAD"...................

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded,
"I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed,
an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls
and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful

twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said,

"Go get your mother."

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I VOTED!!! I HOPE YOUR MOM AN DAD DID!
AND NOW BACK TO THE FUNNY WARD!
YOUR PAL
BIG DEAN

LET'S ALL GO TO SCHOOL FOR....

"TEACHER'S DAY"

On a special Teacher's Day,
a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is....some flowers."

"That's right!" said the boy. "But how did you know?"

"Just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy."

"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.

"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son.
The teacher held it over her head but it was leaking.
She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied.

The teacher repeated the process,
touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied.

The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"

The boy replied, "A puppy!"