OK MY LITTLE DARLIN'S HERE ARE MORE SILLY THINKS FOR YOU
An ideal homework excuse:
Teacher:
"Where is your homework?"
Pupil:
"I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away"
Teacher:
"Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?"
Pupil: 12--"January 2nd, February 2nd..."!
An ideal homework excuse:
Teacher:
"Where is your homework?"
Pupil: "Our furnace stopped working
and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing!"
Mother:
"What did you learn in school today?"
Son:
"How to write."
Mother:
"What did you write?"
Son:
"I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
At knight school!
Teacher:
"Where is the English Channel?"
Pupil:
"I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up"
Teacher:
This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week,
what have you got to say about that?
Pupil:
"Thank heavens it's Friday!"
Teacher:
"Didn't you hear me call you?
Pupil:
"But you said not to answer you back!"
What tables don't you have to learn?
"Dinner tables!"
WELL THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY STUDENTS
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