"A VISIT TO THE ZOO"

Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had the day off from school.

They decided to visit the elephant cage,
but soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for causing a disturbance.

The officer hauled them off to security for questioning.

The supervisor in charge asked them to give their names and tell what they were doing at the elephant cage.

The first boy innocently said, "My name is Gary,
and I was just throwing peanuts into the elephant cage."

The second added, "My name is Larry, and all I was doing was throwing peanuts into the elephant cage.

The third boy was a little shaken up and said, "Well, my name is Peter, but my friends call me Peanuts."


HAVE A GREAT DAY OH AND IF YOUR NAME IS
'PEANUTS' STAY AWAY FROM ZOO'S

YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

FOR MY YOUNGER READERS OR THE YOUNG AT HEART

"A VERY SPECIAL DOG"

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.

He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.

As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell.

The dog responded and jumped into the water.

The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"


"I sure did," responded his friend.

"He can't swim.

FOR MY YOUNGER READERS OR THE YOUNG AT HEART

"A SICK DOG"

A couple buys this cute little dog.


They take him home and two days later the dog becomes very lazy.
It won't eat, doesn't bark, heck it doesn't even move at all.

So the couple decides to take the dog to the Vet.
The Vet looks at the dog and then lays it on the floor.
He then brings a cat

into the room and sets it beside the dog.
The cat

crawls all over the dog for several minutes and then runs around the dog four times before the Vet picks up the cat

and puts him back in his cage.

The Vet then turns to the couple and says,
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but your dog is dead...
That'll be $225.00."



"$225.00?," screamed the outraged man.
"You expect me to pay you that much just to tell me my dog is dead?"

The Vet replied, "It's only $25.00 for the office visit

and $200.00 for the Cat Scan."





YOUR FRIEND




MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN

HERE'S ONE FOR MY YOUNG READERS OR THE YOUNG AT HEART

"THE BLIND MAN'S DOG"

While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.



A passerby commented to the blind man,
"What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs,
and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?"






To which the blind man replied,
"Madam, I am not petting him,
I am feeling for his bottom,
so I can kick him!"



DEAN

FOR MY YOUNG READERS OR THE YOUNG AT HEART
"A LADY WAS PASSING A PARROT.........

A lady was walking down the street to work
and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

The parrot said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly."

She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly."



The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would SUE the store and KILL the bird.





The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.



When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her,

"Hey lady."



She paused and said, "Yes?"

The bird said, "You know."




(how does Parrot soup sound?)
DEAN